Fiction Friday – 8 Things You Don’t Want to Hear a Dragon Say

Just for fun, I thought I would play around with saying volumes in a sentence or two. I suspect my humor works better in other venues. All the same, it was a playful exercise in creativity.

  1. Oh that virgin thing is a myth.
  2. I’ll be visiting you for barbeque this evening!
  3. You remind me of a hobbit I once met.
  4. Having sloppy joes? I wouldn’t mind a manwich myself.
  5. Cards? Sure, I never minded playing with my food.
  6. Mind if I borrow your hot sauce?
  7. Oh I’m not going to eat you. Kids, supper time!
  8. Say, is that a gold filling?

What are your thoughts?

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